Oh my lord! So I'm running near the 'State Capitol/Iolani Palace' area and see this lady crying near the light post, where I stopped. I asked "Are you ok?" Then she starts talking about her husband, and comes over to me and puckers up her lips, and asks for a kiss. Remember the movie 'Matrix'? I pulled one of those moves. She then opened her eyes, pissed off and says "Your my husband!". At that point I'm like "Ok, wow!". The light changed, and I continued my run.