Take up space or get a scratch/dent on your car

Parking on the northside of Chicago, you have to take up any extra space, because people hit your car. Sheesh! Just took a walk around my car, and found new scratches. Glad that i dont have a new car; just a island beater from Hawaii, lol. Sheesh! We can't have nothing good around here.

Gonna start parking my car crooked, because people swing doors, and hit your car also. I have a habit of sitting in my car, and watching people park "Like a hawk!". Sheesh! Where is the love? It definitely ain't in this city.